Real Estate Agent It’s been a doozie of a week. Here’s the nonsense I have had to deal with and the nonsense consumers have to deal with but may not even know it’s happening. If you’re an agent reading this and your pissed off at what I’m saying, you’re probably part of the problem. Hopefully […]
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January 24, 2021Spring Break Week
April 16, 2019Spring Break Week The girls are off school this week, so unfortunately we have to parent more than the usual minimum wage work ethic. We’re at the beach, getting the condo, that I convinced Real Estate Dad we should buy, ready for the summer rentals. The entire process of buying the condo was quite a […]
Read MoreA Tale of Three Emails
January 26, 2019A Tale of Three Emails It was the best of days, it was the worst of days, it was the Realtor® of wisdom, it was the Realtor® of foolishness, it was the new mom of belief, it was the new mom of incredulity, It was the Amish in light, it was the Amish in darkness, […]
Read MoreWhere the Realtor Becomes the Client
September 26, 2018Where the Realtor Becomes the Client I’m over this rain. It’s making everyone act like idiots. Today my work-wife and I were almost impaled by an umbrella some doofus was swinging around like Fred Astaire This Real Estate Family was at the beach this past weekend because we had to finish off one of my […]
Read MoreSchool, Corgis & Realtoring ~ Hitting Snags
September 06, 2018School, Corgis & Realtor Things I’ll start with the good. M: Mommy, when we say the Pledge of Allegiance at school, the Principal makes everyone wearing a hood take off their hood. Why? DCREM: Because it’s a sign of respect, and the Principal is right, people should take off their hats. M: Then we sing […]
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I am Melissa ~ Washington DC Realtor®, Snarky Commentator, Mama to two maniacs, Rescuer of Corgis and wife of a really laid back man.
How to Find Me
Licensed DC/MD/VA
Cell: (202) 253-9105
Melissa@MelissaTerzis.com
TTR | Sotheby's International Realty
1515 14th St NW
Washington, DC 20007
(202) 234-3344