A Tale of Three Emails

A Tale of Three Emails

January 26, 2019

A Tale of Three Emails It was the best of days, it was the worst of days, it was the Realtor® of wisdom, it was the Realtor® of foolishness, it was the new mom of belief, it was the new mom of incredulity, It was the Amish in light, it was the Amish in darkness, […]

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You Are Feeling Verrrrry Sleepy

January 05, 2019

You Are Feeling Very Sleepy If you know me personally, you know that I’ve been struggling to drop the 25 lbs that magically appeared after Chubs was born. I look in the mirror and don’t recognize myself. I see pictures of myself from when I “thought” I was fat, and I’m like, “Girllll give me […]

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When Santa Squeezes His Fat White Ass Down That Chimney Tonight, He’s Gonna Find the Jolliest Bunch of A-Holes This Side of the Nuthouse

When Santa Squeezes His Fat White Ass Down That Chimney Tonight, He’s Gonna Find the Jolliest Bunch of A-Holes This Side of the Nuthouse

December 24, 2018

When Santa Squeezes His Fat White Ass Down That Chimney Growing up, the holidays truly never disappointed in the Terzis household. Before visions of Norman Rockwell dance in your head, let me clarify: We’re really talking more Griswalds. Someone kept screaming “Save yourself!” It was me, and too bad I never listened. This year we’re […]

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That Beeyotch Manning the Toys for Tots Table

That Beeyotch Manning the Toys for Tots Table

December 16, 2018

Beeyotch Manning the Toys for Tots Table The Glover Park Holiday Party was this past Friday night. The party is just as much a neighborhood event as it is a school event. Because I like to be all helpful and shizz, I checked out the list of volunteer spots available to see what help was […]

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Bananas Never Survive a Roadtrip

Bananas Never Survive a Roadtrip

December 08, 2018

Bananas Never Survive a Roadtrip Today is Real Estate Dad’s birthday. I thought about not saying anything until 10 minutes to midnight like he did to me last year, but I decided not to. I mean, I don’t want anyone to think I hold a grudge or anything. Besides, he looked so good when he […]

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