Class Mom on Crack | The Real Estate Market The real estate market has come to a skidding halt. There. I said it. Summers and Holidays are always slow times, but come September and January, all the agents out there prep themselves for the return of the market. We never quite know what it will […]
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October 28, 2018Four is the New 17
September 18, 2018Four is the New 17 School continues to provide a never-ending source of frustration and entertainment. M’s bestie told her mama that a girl in their class said that she doesn’t like Hillary Clinton because certain types of people give her money. (This is why my parents spoke Greek at home, so we wouldn’t go […]
Read MoreDCPS Will Land Me in an Early Grave
September 10, 2018DCPS Will Land Me in an Early Grave Things I don’t have time for: another school committee. Things this idiot just volunteered for: another school committee. When I heard the history of said committee, I felt like I couldn’t not help. I shared my interpretation of how DC Public Schools work (or rather, don’t work) […]
Read MoreSchool, Corgis & Realtoring ~ Hitting Snags
September 06, 2018School, Corgis & Realtor Things I’ll start with the good. M: Mommy, when we say the Pledge of Allegiance at school, the Principal makes everyone wearing a hood take off their hood. Why? DCREM: Because it’s a sign of respect, and the Principal is right, people should take off their hats. M: Then we sing […]
Read MoreIt Was a Rough First Week of School
August 26, 2018Rough First Week of School Real Estate Dad: You need to give up on this school stuff. Me: It’s only been a couple days! Real Estate Dad: I know, and it’s driving you crazy. Me: You said I’m not paying enough attention to the kids so I get involved in their school, join a committee […]
Read MoreWhere the Hell Did Summer Go?
August 19, 2018Where the Hell Did Summer Go? Argh! I love summer. And I hate that it is coming to a rapid close. DC Public Schools start, in my opinion, stupidly early. August 20. That’s a bunch of BS. There are so many days off during the year, I’d rather have this time in summer with the […]
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I am Melissa ~ Washington DC Realtor®, Snarky Commentator, Mama to two maniacs, Rescuer of Corgis and wife of a really laid back man.
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