What Is It Like To Be Living in Fear is an Oxymoron? “How’s the real estate market been since the entire world has been turned upside down? You must be like, totally out of business.” Nope. Not at all. In fact, I’ve very insensitively (but jokingly) made the statement to anyone who will listen, “I’ve […]
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May 27, 2020Move Over Chubs, Kindergarten Schoolwork is So Much Fun!
April 04, 2020Kindergarten Schoolwork Is So Much Fun Friday, we were working through Chubs’s list of Kindergarten assignments. There was a reading exercise. First she had to listen to a book. Then she had to read her own book called “Let’s Be Friends,” and fill out a chart about what she knew, learned and wanted to know. […]
Read MoreThat Time Work-Wife and I Went on Our Version of a Honeymoon
March 23, 2020Time Work-wife And I Version of a Honeymoon I forgot that I had this drafted and never published. Aah, such is the hurdle of someone who writes – is it good enough to share with the world? Eh. A few weeks ago, mah work-wife and I went to San Diego for a quickie real estate-ish […]
Read MoreThe Inmates Have Taken Over the Asylum
March 19, 2020The Inmates Have Taken Over The Asylum Day 1 – Trial Run My optimism of yesterday is gone. Inmates: 2 Warden: Zero It started out well, got some schoolwork accomplished with the girls. This is supposed to be spring break week, however, I wanted to get the girls started on 2 hours of work a […]
Read MoreIf You Can’t Say Something Nice, Come Sit By Me
January 29, 2020Nothing Nice To Say? Come Sit By Me Peoples, if you know me in real life, you know I have zero problem speaking my mind and have no filter. Normally it’s comical because I try to say what other people are thinking but are too nice to say. I do have a few extreme and […]
Read MoreThe 39th on 39th
November 26, 201939th on 39th You know that person who announces, “I’m going to make this happen,” where “this” is something massively outrageous? And everyone makes fun of this person, saying, “Yeah right, no way that will ever fly.” Well, that’s what all the Glover Park Moms thought when Drunken Santa announced on our group text last […]
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I am Melissa ~ Washington DC Realtor®, Snarky Commentator, Mama to two maniacs, Rescuer of Corgis and wife of a really laid back man.
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