I Cannot Believe How Many Awful Real Estate Agents Are Out there

January 24, 2021

It’s been a doozie of a week. Here’s the nonsense I have had to deal with and the nonsense consumers have to deal with but may not even know it’s happening. If you’re an agent reading this and your pissed off at what I’m saying, you’re probably part of the problem. Hopefully you don’t recognize […]

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Spring Break Week

April 16, 2019

The girls are off school this week, so unfortunately we have to parent more than the usual minimum wage work ethic. We’re at the beach, getting the condo, that I convinced Real Estate Dad we should buy, ready for the summer rentals. The entire process of buying the condo was quite a saga. For anyone […]

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A Tale of Three Emails

January 26, 2019

It was the best of days, it was the worst of days, it was the Realtor® of wisdom, it was the Realtor® of foolishness, it was the new mom of belief, it was the new mom of incredulity, It was the Amish in light, it was the Amish in darkness, it was a corgi rescue […]

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Where the Realtor Becomes the Client

September 26, 2018

I’m over this rain. It’s making everyone act like idiots. Today my work-wife and I were almost impaled by an umbrella some doofus was swinging around like Fred Astaire This Real Estate Family was at the beach this past weekend because we had to finish off one of my crazy ideas from earlier in the […]

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School, Corgis & Realtoring ~ Hitting Snags

September 06, 2018

I’ll start with the good. M: Mommy, when we say the Pledge of Allegiance at school, the Principal makes everyone wearing a hood take off their hood. Why? DCREM: Because it’s a sign of respect, and the Principal is right, people should take off their hats. M: Then we sing the National Anthem. I’m not […]

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