If You Can’t Say Something Nice, Come Sit By Me

January 29, 2020

Peoples, if you know me in real life, you know I have zero problem speaking my mind and have no filter. Normally it’s comical because I try to say what other people are thinking but are too nice to say. I do have a few extreme and polarizing opinions. For instance: I’m clearly the only […]

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When Skipping Through the Grass at the Park Has a Purpose

January 21, 2020

If your kids go to DCPS, you’re probably used to a school calendar which requires you to confirm daily if there is school that day. They have made the school year real light on 5-day weeks. The kids were off this past Friday and Monday. Next week they are off Monday and Tuesday. Then a […]

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Living in Washington DC With Kids & Dogs: Dupont Circle

December 20, 2019

Once upon a time, in my single girl days, I lived in Dupont Circle in a one bedroom condo. Along came Prince Charming, a.k.a. Real Estate Dad, and he moved in with me, Sammy and Thora (my original two corgi mix loves of my life.) Then we had Princess Roundhead and it was sort of […]

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Thankful for Chubs’s Hilarious Mouth

November 30, 2019

Three days into a five day Thanksgiving vacation over here. We’re constantly breaking new records in this house. For example, the girls have gone from love to hate to love to hate about 453 times in the last 72 hours. I started a list of Chubs-one-liners because some hilarious stuff has been coming out of […]

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The 39th on 39th

November 26, 2019

You know that person who announces, “I’m going to make this happen,” where “this” is something massively outrageous? And everyone makes fun of this person, saying, “Yeah right, no way that will ever fly.” Well, that’s what all the Glover Park Moms thought when Drunken Santa announced on our group text last week that she […]

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Living in Washington DC With Kids & Dogs: Glover Park

November 15, 2019

Where you live is important. I don’t just mean what kind of house you live in, but location, location, location! Today, I’m going to talk about a little gem of a DC neighborhood – Glover Park. There are a lot of great reasons why Glover Park is so sought after, and we’ll talk about what […]

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When the Doctor Becomes the Patient

November 14, 2019

I’m buying an investment property today. I won’t be at the closing because it’s in another city. One of my long time besties is showing up to be my Power of Attorney where she will sign my name to a bunch of loan documents. She was like, “You’re doing WHAT now?” I’m an open book […]

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How Many Times Will I Say “Class Mom” In This Post?

October 07, 2019

Another weekend down for the real estate family. I volunteered to be Class Mom for both Princess Roundhead’s 2nd grade and Chubs’s Kindergarten. The good part is that I’m co-class mom for both classes with my mom-friends. That makes it much more tolerable. The bad news (for my co-class-moms) is that I’m the asshole and […]

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