Bananas Never Survive a Roadtrip

December 08, 2018

Bananas Never Survive a Roadtrip Today is Real Estate Dad’s birthday. I thought about not saying anything until 10 minutes to midnight like he did to me last year, but I decided not to. I mean, I don’t want anyone to think I hold a grudge or anything. Besides, he looked so good when he […]

The Biggest Shopping Weekend of the Year

November 25, 2018

The Biggest Shopping Weekend of the Year But we’re just hanging at home, learning new tricks with old dog Alexa. It should be of no surprise to me that my daughters, who have farting contests, who can fart on command, would figure this out about Alexa.

Class Mom on Crack

October 28, 2018

Class Mom on Crack | The Real Estate Market The real estate market has come to a skidding halt. There. I said it. Summers and Holidays are always slow times, but come September and January, all the agents out there prep themselves for the return of the market. We never quite know what it will […]

Where the Realtor Becomes the Client

September 26, 2018

Where the Realtor Becomes the Client I’m over this rain. It’s making everyone act like idiots. Today my work-wife and I were almost impaled by an umbrella some doofus was swinging around like Fred Astaire This Real Estate Family was at the beach this past weekend because we had to finish off one of my […]

Four is the New 17

September 18, 2018

Four is the New 17 School continues to provide a never-ending source of frustration and entertainment. M’s bestie told her mama that a girl in their class said that she doesn’t like Hillary Clinton because certain types of people give her money. (This is why my parents spoke Greek at home, so we wouldn’t go […]