Meet Our New Family Pets – Part Deux

Meet Our New Family Pets – Part Deux

August 16, 2019

Meet Our New Family Pets Okay, just like the hermit crab races that occur at our house now, let’s get this story to the finish line. After we came home with the three hermit crabs, Woody, Violet2 and Sandy, we resumed vacation-life. If we wanted to go to the rides and games though, we had […]

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Someone Jizzed on Santa

Someone Jizzed on Santa

May 31, 2019

Someone Jizzed on Santa Now that we no longer have Summer Nanny, we have to parent our own children. It’s not so bad because we “text-in-sick” way less than Summer Nanny. I tried to text-in-sick once, but Real Estate Dad didn’t buy it when I said that the mockingbirds in Glover Park formed a gang […]

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Incest is a Dish Best Served on Holidays

May 20, 2019

Best Dish Served on Holidays I have this awesome client who was referred to me from another awesome client. The first time we looked at homes, his parents came along. This can sometimes be a sticky situation for agents in a high priced markets like DC because the prices here compared to the rest of […]

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