You Are Feeling Verrrrry Sleepy
You Are Feeling Very Sleepy If you know me personally, you know that I’ve been struggling to drop the 25 lbs that magically appeared after Chubs was born. I look in the mirror and don’t recognize myself. I see pictures of myself from when I “thought” I was fat, and...
When Santa Squeezes His Fat White Ass Down That Chimney Tonight, He’s Gonna Find the Jolliest Bunch of A-Holes This Side of the Nuthouse
When Santa Squeezes His Fat White Ass Down That Chimney Growing up, the holidays truly never disappointed in the Terzis household. Before visions of Norman Rockwell dance in your head, let me clarify: We’re really talking more Griswalds. Someone kept screaming “Save...
That Beeyotch Manning the Toys for Tots Table
Beeyotch Manning the Toys for Tots Table The Glover Park Holiday Party was this past Friday night. The party is just as much a neighborhood event as it is a school event. Because I like to be all helpful and shizz, I checked out the list of volunteer spots available...
Bananas Never Survive a Roadtrip
Bananas Never Survive a Roadtrip Today is Real Estate Dad’s birthday. I thought about not saying anything until 10 minutes to midnight like he did to me last year, but I decided not to. I mean, I don’t want anyone to think I hold a grudge or anything. Besides, he...
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C'est Moi
I am Melissa ~ Washington DC Realtor®, Snarky Commentator, Mama to two maniacs, Rescuer of Corgis and wife of a really laid back man.
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Cell: (202) 253-9105
Melissa@MelissaTerzis.com
TTR | Sotheby's International Realty
1515 14th St NW
Washington, DC 20007
(202) 234-3344
