A Tale of Three Emails It was the best of days, it was the worst of days, it was the Realtor® of wisdom, it was the Realtor® of foolishness, it was the new mom of belief, it was the new mom of incredulity, It was the Amish in light, it was the Amish in darkness, […]
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January 26, 2019She Was Caught in a Mudslide, Eaten By a Lion, Got Run Over by a Crappy Purple Scion
January 19, 2019Our Summer Nanny It’s no secret we’re in love with Summer Nanny. She came back last year to be Spring Nanny, and Summer Nanny again for 2018, and Fall Nanny and now she’s Winter Nanny. It seems though, Winter Nanny was offered a job which will make use of her MBA and her days with […]
Read MoreYou Are Feeling Verrrrry Sleepy
January 05, 2019You Are Feeling Very Sleepy If you know me personally, you know that I’ve been struggling to drop the 25 lbs that magically appeared after Chubs was born. I look in the mirror and don’t recognize myself. I see pictures of myself from when I “thought” I was fat, and I’m like, “Girllll give me […]
Read MoreWhen Santa Squeezes His Fat White Ass Down That Chimney Tonight, He’s Gonna Find the Jolliest Bunch of A-Holes This Side of the Nuthouse
December 24, 2018When Santa Squeezes His Fat White Ass Down That Chimney Growing up, the holidays truly never disappointed in the Terzis household. Before visions of Norman Rockwell dance in your head, let me clarify: We’re really talking more Griswalds. Someone kept screaming “Save yourself!” It was me, and too bad I never listened. This year we’re […]
Read MoreThat Beeyotch Manning the Toys for Tots Table
December 16, 2018Beeyotch Manning the Toys for Tots Table The Glover Park Holiday Party was this past Friday night. The party is just as much a neighborhood event as it is a school event. Because I like to be all helpful and shizz, I checked out the list of volunteer spots available to see what help was […]
Read MoreBananas Never Survive a Roadtrip
December 08, 2018Bananas Never Survive a Roadtrip Today is Real Estate Dad’s birthday. I thought about not saying anything until 10 minutes to midnight like he did to me last year, but I decided not to. I mean, I don’t want anyone to think I hold a grudge or anything. Besides, he looked so good when he […]
Read MoreThings That Happen When I Stay Up Late To Read a Book
November 26, 2018What Happens When I Stay Up Late To Read a Book A small bug crawling up the wall. What is that? A tick? Closer inspection confirms that it is probably not a tick. But, I’m still not convinced. It has some weird long thing that comes out of it’s head. It’s tiny though. Squash. Flush. […]
Read MoreThe Biggest Shopping Weekend of the Year
November 25, 2018The Biggest Shopping Weekend of the Year But we’re just hanging at home, learning new tricks with old dog Alexa. It should be of no surprise to me that my daughters, who have farting contests, who can fart on command, would figure this out about Alexa.
Read MoreBathtubs Suck & Other Home Renovation Advice From Someone Who Doesn’t Give a Rat’s Arse
November 16, 2018Bathtubs Suck & Other Home Renovation Advice In the spring of 2017, we finally got to the bathroom renovation. Our 1932 Glover Park House still had the original deco style bathroom which was pretty cool looking, but not functional for our lives. And, it seemed that it could never be clean enough. (For me anyway […]
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November 07, 2018Follow the Leader | Halloween in Glover Park is Pretty Amazing Halloween in Glover Park is pretty amazing. (Shut up, I know it’s November 6th.) This year we were at the head of the neighborhood parade again. This isn’t a coveted position. It just means you got to the lineup late and last, so when […]
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I am Melissa ~ Washington DC Realtor®, Snarky Commentator, Mama to two maniacs, Rescuer of Corgis and wife of a really laid back man.
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Melissa@MelissaTerzis.com
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1515 14th St NW
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