Happy Sumthin Day I’ve been sitting on this one for several weeks. Mostly because I’m still in shock, but I’m also slightly embarrassed. We all realize I am not winning Mother of the Year after that little incident where I inadvertently left Chubs home alone. (In my defense, when I saw her lunch bag on […]
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June 24, 2018Summer Kickoff
May 26, 2018Summer Kickoff That dog ran away again. Actually not even just once. He’s run away four more times. Thankfully these escapes happened on his new mama’s watch so all we could really do was chat about it with her, because she’s 2 hours away. He has learned to expertly scale a 6 foot fence. SIX […]
Read MoreI’m Better at Real Estate
May 16, 2018I’m Better at Real Estate This dog rescue thing has gone off the rails. So…that last dog that we rescued from Texas, who endured the shelter from hell, the foster from hell and the transporter from hell? He got to Baltimore and settled in nicely to his foster home where he was to stay for […]
Read MoreHow to Pack With Children in the House
April 27, 2018I have developed a plan on how to handle a 3 and 5 year old to get them out of the house for a weekend away. 1) Don’t tell them there is a plan to go away. It’s a guarantee they will flex the worst of their personality in the days leading up to departure. […]
Read MoreHappy Endings are for Massage Parlours: This is Rescue
April 23, 2018Career Day turned out pretty decently. Of course I thought my material would last the full half hour but no, I was done in 5 minutes. I brought a bunch of brochures from the other agents in my office and had the kids pick which house they wanted to buy. Then I had them sign […]
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April 04, 2018For some reason, when we received that email about career day, I signed up. For some reason, here we are, hours before I’m supposed to make my presentation to M’s kindergarten class and I have no idea what I’m going to do or say. Yesterday when I picked M up from school, one of the […]
Read MoreThe Newseum
April 01, 2018It’s always fun when family or friends come to town because it provides a fantastic excuse to be a tourist!!! I’ve been dying to get to the Newseum but it seems like there is never enough time to spend. Lots to see and lots to read. All in all, I liked it a lot, but […]
Read MoreTalking Smack
March 27, 2018Last Monday, Real Estate Dad was trying to get Chubs out the door to school. I was upstairs, still in bed, picking away at emails on my phone, when Chubs burst into the room with a tissue and started wiping down my night stand. Real Estate Dad: Come on, it’s time to go to school. […]
Read MoreVacation All I Ever Wanted
March 13, 2018Real Estate Dad and I rarely get an opportunity to travels sans kids. There are 2 reasons for this really – 1 is we actually like being with the kids (mostly.) And, 2 is that we had our kids later in life. Which means the grandparents are older as well. Which means, they cannot watch […]
Read MoreDC Indie Film Fest
March 02, 2018I am a sucker for indie films, especially shorts. Of course, that’s if they aren’t weird. When the Indie Film Fest came to DC I called Summer Nanny and told Real Estate Dad we were going. He was sort of…how should I put this, meh about it. I figured he’d rally. He kind of did…in […]
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I am Melissa ~ Washington DC Realtor®, Snarky Commentator, Mama to two maniacs, Rescuer of Corgis and wife of a really laid back man.
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