Class Mom on Crack

Class Mom on Crack

October 28, 2018

Class Mom on Crack | The Real Estate Market The real estate market has come to a skidding halt. There. I said it. Summers and Holidays are always slow times, but come September and January, all the agents out there prep themselves for the return of the market. We never quite know what it will […]

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A Photo Menagerie of one of the Worst Weeks This Year

A Photo Menagerie of one of the Worst Weeks This Year

October 16, 2018

A Photo Menagerie of one of the Worst Weeks This Year The last two weeks have been mostly exhausting for a variety of reasons. Murders in DC seem to be hitting closer to home, and suddenly not feeling safe in the city is weighing on my mind. The corgi rescue has been pretty demanding as […]

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Where the Realtor Becomes the Client

Where the Realtor Becomes the Client

September 26, 2018

Where the Realtor Becomes the Client I’m over this rain. It’s making everyone act like idiots. Today my work-wife and I were almost impaled by an umbrella some doofus was swinging around like Fred Astaire This Real Estate Family was at the beach this past weekend because we had to finish off one of my […]

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Four is the New 17

Four is the New 17

September 18, 2018

Four is the New 17 School continues to provide a never-ending source of frustration and entertainment. M’s bestie told her mama that a girl in their class said that she doesn’t like Hillary Clinton because certain types of people give her money. (This is why my parents spoke Greek at home, so we wouldn’t go […]

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DCPS Will Land Me in an Early Grave

DCPS Will Land Me in an Early Grave

September 10, 2018

DCPS Will Land Me in an Early Grave Things I don’t have time for: another school committee. Things this idiot just volunteered for: another school committee. When I heard the history of said committee, I felt like I couldn’t not help. I shared my interpretation of how DC Public Schools work (or rather, don’t work) […]

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School, Corgis & Realtoring ~ Hitting Snags

School, Corgis & Realtoring ~ Hitting Snags

September 06, 2018

School, Corgis & Realtor Things I’ll start with the good. M: Mommy, when we say the Pledge of Allegiance at school, the Principal makes everyone wearing a hood take off their hood. Why? DCREM: Because it’s a sign of respect, and the Principal is right, people should take off their hats. M: Then we sing […]

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It Was a Rough First Week of School

It Was a Rough First Week of School

August 26, 2018

Rough First Week of School Real Estate Dad: You need to give up on this school stuff. Me: It’s only been a couple days! Real Estate Dad: I know, and it’s driving you crazy. Me: You said I’m not paying enough attention to the kids so I get involved in their school, join a committee […]

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Where the Hell Did Summer Go?

Where the Hell Did Summer Go?

August 19, 2018

Where the Hell Did Summer Go? Argh! I love summer. And I hate that it is coming to a rapid close. DC Public Schools start, in my opinion, stupidly early. August 20. That’s a bunch of BS. There are so many days off during the year, I’d rather have this time in summer with the […]

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Happy Sumthin Day

Happy Sumthin Day

June 24, 2018

Happy Sumthin Day I’ve been sitting on this one for several weeks. Mostly because I’m still in shock, but I’m also slightly embarrassed. We all realize I am not winning Mother of the Year after that little incident where I inadvertently left Chubs home alone. (In my defense, when I saw her lunch bag on […]

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Summer Kickoff

May 26, 2018

Summer Kickoff That dog ran away again. Actually not even just once. He’s run away four more times. Thankfully these escapes happened on his new mama’s watch so all we could really do was chat about it with her, because she’s 2 hours away. He has learned to expertly scale a 6 foot fence. SIX […]

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