I Was Recruited Anyway If you want to volunteer at any DC Public School, as of Fall, 2018, you have to jump through the added hoops of getting a TB test and being fingerprinted at the DCPS Central Office. Suffice it to say, most people are too busy for this nonsense, so there is a […]
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May 08, 2019Spring Break Week
April 16, 2019Spring Break Week The girls are off school this week, so unfortunately we have to parent more than the usual minimum wage work ethic. We’re at the beach, getting the condo, that I convinced Real Estate Dad we should buy, ready for the summer rentals. The entire process of buying the condo was quite a […]
Read MoreSome Will Win, Some Will Lose
April 03, 2019Some Will Win Some Will Lose Don’t Stop Believin’ is forever ruined for me thanks to that dumbass Meadow Soprano. No one, and I mean no one, is that bad at parallel parking unless they are from Maryland. Oh don’t cry, Maryland. I googled “state with worst parallel parkers.” After 4 YouTube videos, the 5th […]
Read MoreKids, Corgis and Work… How Does She Do It?
March 28, 2019Kids, Corgis and Work… How Does She Do It? You know how you guys ask how do I do it with kids, corgis and work? I did a little video for the rescue, and how I’m combining rescue, family and work. Piper will be the fan favorite I’m sure. Yes, her tongue was hanging out. […]
Read MoreLet’s Play – “There’s Nothing Sexier Than…”
March 18, 2019Let’s Play! There’s Nothing Sexier Than… Quick! Fill in the blank! There is nothing sexier than waking up to _________ Okay okay, now me! There is nothing sexier than waking up to the sound of your dog vomiting. If you have a dog you know that sound. It’s similar to the human dry-heave, except it’s […]
Read MoreAnd I Didn’t Puke This Time!
January 30, 2019Dumbarton House Tour Guess who went on another field trip as a chaperone? Yes, this glutton for punishment. As someone who gets car sick backing out of the driveway, you would think I would stop raising my hand for this stuff. Here’s the good news: I can finally say I’ve been to and toured Dumbarton […]
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I am Melissa ~ Washington DC Realtor®, Snarky Commentator, Mama to two maniacs, Rescuer of Corgis and wife of a really laid back man.
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