Homeschooling, DCPS Style!

August 31, 2020

At some point during the summer, DCPS sent out a survey asking for our opinions on how homeschooling went. Really? It was necessary to ask us how it went? That’s like asking how 9/11 was. It wasn’t good, dude. It wasn’t good. You want to know how it went? It was like nailing jello to […]

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The Vaginas Keep Coming

April 12, 2020

Some of you may not need the services of a fantastic waxer. Consider yourself lucky. I, my friends, am descended from a long line of Greek ancestry and we’re used to spending a lot of time on hair removal. As we all know, most service businesses are taking a huge hit from forced closures due […]

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Home Schooling: Week One (& 1/2) Recap

April 02, 2020

“I’ll take “Overkill” for $400 please Alex.” Answer: 89 “Um…what is, the number of emails I received about ‘distance learning’ from Monday to Friday.” CORRECT! Peoples, I’m going to be the first one to admit, this didn’t go the way I expected at all. First, the good stuff. I sort of love having the kids […]

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Am I Smarter Than a 2nd Grader?

March 18, 2020

I don’t even know where to start. How about, I can’t believe this is happening. That’s a good place to start. As the world heads toward a universal quarantine, so many things have been swimming in my brain. Though, not one of those things told me to run out and stock up on toilet paper. […]

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