Several of the “corgi ladies” and I managed to rescue a corgi in the Florida panhandle. His name is Max. We are hoping the little guy is all up to date on his shots and then he can be transported to the Jerz hopefully to his new home. Chubs has been off for 4 days […]
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September 28, 2017I Hate School
September 15, 2017Surprise #474 about kindergarten. Kindergartners have homework. Every night there are two pages of homework that have to be done, for a package of 10 that have to be turned in each Monday. What. The. F….. The first day was okay. Painful, but okay. It took about an hour longer than it should have but […]
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September 06, 2017Over the weekend, I was showing houses one morning to clients and I thought we were seeing one but we went to see five. I promised the littles I would be home quickly and we could head off to do some things I promised we would do. After all the houses and no breakfast, I […]
Read MoreAu Revoir, Summer Nanny
September 01, 2017It was her last day today. She took Chubs to lunch. Chubs decided to show her the boo boo she got on her finger. And, take that Summer Nanny. How dare you leave us!!!
Read MoreI’m Clearly Unprepared…For All of This
August 23, 2017The first week of kindergarten is off to a somewhat hilarious start. On Day 2, M announced that she had a boyfriend. I asked his name. She didn’t know. Real Estate Dad said, “Yep, you are just like your mother. She didn’t know any of their names either.” M said she wanted to wear her fancy purple […]
Read MoreForgive Me, I’ve Been Remiss
August 20, 2017It’s been months I realize, but this summer we scored the most excellent Summer Nanny! Truthfully, I robbed her from her place of business which also happened to be Chubs’s longtime tumble gym where we’re not allowed to poach teachers but hell. I couldn’t resist. And my intuition was on point. Summer Nanny rocks! So […]
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I am Melissa ~ Washington DC Realtor®, Snarky Commentator, Mama to two maniacs, Rescuer of Corgis and wife of a really laid back man.
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