How Many Times Will I Say “Class Mom” In This Post?

October 07, 2019

Volunteered As Class Mom Another weekend down for the real estate family. I volunteered to be Class Mom for both Princess Roundhead’s 2nd grade and Chubs’s Kindergarten. The good part is that I’m co-class mom for both classes with my mom-friends. That makes it much more tolerable. The bad news (for my co-class-moms) is that […]

DC’s Best College Advisor – Get Your Kids Into College The Scandal-Free Way

July 17, 2019

Best College Advisor My kids might be nowhere near ready to leave the nest and go off to a university, but time goes by fast—and before I know it, they’ll be pulling ramen fueled all-nighters and fending off frat boys left and right. The college admissions process is no joke (just ask Lori Loughlin), so […]

I Didn’t Even Apply But I Was Recruited Anyway

May 08, 2019

I Was Recruited Anyway If you want to volunteer at any DC Public School, as of Fall, 2018, you have to jump through the added hoops of getting a TB test and being fingerprinted at the DCPS Central Office. Suffice it to say, most people are too busy for this nonsense, so there is a […]

And I Didn’t Puke This Time!

January 30, 2019

Dumbarton House Tour Guess who went on another field trip as a chaperone? Yes, this glutton for punishment. As someone who gets car sick backing out of the driveway, you would think I would stop raising my hand for this stuff. Here’s the good news: I can finally say I’ve been to and toured Dumbarton […]

That Beeyotch Manning the Toys for Tots Table

December 16, 2018

Beeyotch Manning the Toys for Tots Table The Glover Park Holiday Party was this past Friday night. The party is just as much a neighborhood event as it is a school event. Because I like to be all helpful and shizz, I checked out the list of volunteer spots available to see what help was […]

Bananas Never Survive a Roadtrip

December 08, 2018

Bananas Never Survive a Roadtrip Today is Real Estate Dad’s birthday. I thought about not saying anything until 10 minutes to midnight like he did to me last year, but I decided not to. I mean, I don’t want anyone to think I hold a grudge or anything. Besides, he looked so good when he […]